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Often mistaken for a variety of more serious gastrointestinal ailments, fartjam occurs when a fart tries to make its way to freedom but becomes lodged in [the complex] maze that is your colon. This leads to a build-up of [pressure] which causes severe stomach pain and bloating. [The only] cure for fartjam is to remove the blockage by "straining it out". This will result in a very loud, fast moving fart and sudden relief, allowing you to go on about your business.
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