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1.A brown oblong object, often found floating in a toilet, consisting of faecal waste. A turd. Especially a large one. 2.A brown oblong object, often capable of floating, consisting of bark-coated wood. A thick branch or trunk of a woody plant, no longer attached to said plant. Usually the product of a tree surgeon. 3.Something you use in Mathematics which no one ever uses IRL.
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