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Sarasota is both a city and county in Florida. The city is well known for its high suicide rate. The county is unheard of. Sarasota's main export is talentless hacks. It imports tourists and fat people. When traveling in Sarasota, visiting the many tourist attractions, such as the beach and large assortment of retirement homes is encouraged. When residing in Sarasota, large doses of meth-amphetamine or knife stabs to one's own face should be administered in a healthy dosage.
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