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Extreme mental slowness/Retardation/Forgetful · Very small and barely noticeable penis · Very small or barely noticeable ass · Unable to form complete sentences · Hair loss · Strange Rashes · Feelings of Depression, anger, irritability due to ugliness · Extreme moodiness · Inability to get a date · Deep purple face due to embarrassment/anger - Inability to produce an erection in the company of non-family members - Dreams involving their mother or father in an erotic mannor - Sexual dreams involving Jesus with a three headed dildo - Instant Ejaculation at the sight of a dark skinned person - Printing off of pictures and storing of nude picutres involving immediate family members
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