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A Tablexic is a person suffering from Tablexia. A condition in persons of low self esteem and limited intellect. Oddly, their inherent low self esteem takes the form of arrogance and a sincere belief in their own genius. (see also Vanjebber) Such persons are completely unable to function in the real world. To be Tablexic is to be completely at a loss in society. Tablexics frequently take refuge in chat rooms, where they attempt to cover up their intellectual deficits and ignorance by lying, using words they don't understand in the wrong place and to constantly misspell. When disagreed with they rant and rave, then obsess over and stalk their perceived offender. (See also Deminktia) Tablexic: Someone with Tablexia might type in a chat room (on the suject of law): 'its only a conflict of intersts if both parties have the same solicitor' or (on the subject of parenting) 'some kids are brought up by fathers who dont know they arnt dads' or 'any kid has 2 parents by the law of vaarges' or 'a wedding dress is a dress if u have kids u woe them' Tablexics are defensively aggressive: 'gosh ud think she could at least learn correct grammer'.
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