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An enormous, ocean going turd that, before launch, requires the presence of a Royal, bunting strung along its length, champagne smashed over its bows, a brass band and cheering, hat tossing crowds, before it is allowed to prowl the open seas. A truly gargantuan shit, generally armed with a minimum of eight fifteen inch guns and fitted with Jarrow boilers and armoured decking.
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