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A self-proclaimed expert that extorts inflated fees from a host company in return for vague and predominently incorrect business advice. The successful consultant detaches from its host at the exact moment its parasitic qualities are [discovered] by [upper management]. Thus, the successful consultant's term of engagement will last from months to years, until a mildly attentive decision-maker realizes that their burning ray of hope is all talk. Note that some middle managers and all other employees of the host will [immediately] recognize the consultant as a pathogen. In order to gain access to a viable host, the consultant preys upon upper managements' lack of job expertise and unrealisistic dreams of grandure. By using a string of buzz-words and metaphors that appear as incoherent babble to most humans, the consultant will usually succeed in gaining an assignment to fix a non-existant problem purportedly caused by the host's employees.
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