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In Scotland we use a slang word for a woman, this slang word is Bird, i know it sounds horrible but has been around for many [generations]. examples of that are, "Wow, that bird is stunning" or referring to your own [girlfriend], "im going to see my bird tonight". so on to Hornithology, Ornithology is the study of birds so if you are out with [your friends] and your looking at alot of women (aka birds) or generally "eye-humping" women, you are participating in Hornithology, which is the studying of beautiful women (aka birds). its ornithology with an H at the front to make it sound dirty and perverted, it works for me.....
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