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The best fuckin' place ever. Okay, first of all, stop with your little shit talking about new jersey. We don't say "joisey" we dont smell and we are conceded because we know were fuckin better then you. This is the true things you say bout us... We have an accent, its better than yours. We are the most educated, but we have bad grammer. Oh well. We do love bagles and pizza. We say "cawfee" and "tawk" and that type of shit. As you can tell we do curse a lot.(fuck mostly) The untrue shit you bitches say... We dont smell. For the last fuckin time we dont say "joisey" or what ever the hell that is. We know how to drive... you dont though. When we see out of state lisencs plates we porpousley drive "crazy" so you will talk shit and we feel better. Cuz we dont care. We have the best music scene. We have the most emo and scene kids... and they have the best taste in music. Some of the most famous people live(d) here... Bon Jovi, Queen Latifa, My Chemical Romance, Jay and Silent Bob, Jay Leno(this list could go on) If you live in Jersey, Youll probley never leave. If you live in south jersey, you say your from "SOUTH Jersey" same for north and central. You also hate the people from the "other side" Im a jersey girl... i may be a slut but im not fuckin trash!! Keep talkin your shit cuz we all love it.
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