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An event which will provoke the release of all known human bodily fluids, though not every person in attendance will release all of the fluids. Among the fluids to be released: * Tears: The mother of the bride will cry at how nice her daughter looks and how beautiful the event is; * Nasal discharge: Someone is bound to sneeze during the service; * Sweat: The groom will be sweating, as he’ll be wondering if he’s making the right choice and ponders how his life may change; * Saliva: “You may now kiss the bride …” * Urine: At one point, all guests are going to have to take a leak; * Vomit/stomach acid: Someone’s bound to have a few too many at the reception and spend much of the time driving the porcelain bus; * Semen/vaginal fluids: The couple will get their freak on for the first time as husband and wife, if not the first time ever; * Milk: If the bride gets pregnant, her ta-tas will produce milk when the baby is born; * Blood: The divorce a few years down the road will result in either physical or figurative bloodshed

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