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<Only applicable if the text "first post" (Or similar spellings) is actually in the first post of any given forum, topic, video comments section etc.> "First post" is most often used to describe ones "ownage" over all other posters that plan on making a comment. I.E. "I was here first" "I am better than you" etc. Its childish to most but to those who would hopefully be "First poster", seeing your "first post" stolen can mean a tragic loss emotionally, often accompanied by feelings of hopelessness, failure, despair and in extreme cases, suicide.
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