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Used to describe a person bares the scars of testicular surgery in which a missing or herniated testicle was either added or lowered. When added, the second testicle is for aesthetic reasons alone and contributes no functional value. In truth the added testicle can be any sentimental item such as a mothers gallstones or a nerf football. The aesthetic addition of a testicle is usually to bolster the patient's low self esteem brought on by sporting an empty grocery sack.
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