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Possibly the Baddest of the Bad. He will Own you if you are not prepared. Even if you prepare you won't win. The best option is to run and hide. He almost killed Chuck Norris AND the Dos Equis guy at the same time! Hiding makes him madder and so you need to pick a good spot,and live there for the rest of your life, because chances are if you make him look you REALLY do not want to be found. Total ownage... I wish I knew him in real life. I'm sure he's 7ft tall and eats small countries for breakfast and can shoot fireballs from his eyes (he plays WoW and various other games so becareful!)
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