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Contains 25% man, 50% heavy metal, 10% bacon, and 25% badass. Package includes a 12g combat shotgun, a case of Keystone Light, a pair of black cut-off shorts, and a pair of Emporio Armani reading glasses. Every purchase comes with a free bottle of McCormick's Vodka. (Please drink responsibly.) Must be atleast a quarter Viking to purchase. Warning! When exposed to large amounts of alcohol, Travisio may become oblivious to its surroundings and may attempt to headbutt EVERYTHING. Does not require batteries.
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