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Polite euphemism for horsefucker, often used at dinner parties and other genteel events. If Eric Cartman had said this he wouldn't have been shocked by the V-chip. Not to be confused with pony smacker. It might be possible to combine horsemounting with sado-masochism and necrophilia, but that would just be flogging a dead horse.
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