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Most often described as; history of the God's or greatest History too ever exist. Studies partaken by world renowned scientists have clinically proven that studying Modern History leads to an increased sized genital although studies have also shown that you must already have an 8 inch penis to be doing the subject in the first place whereas in ancient history you are not allowed to have a penis so you can understand how the ancient civilizations felt, eg Sparta, An alarming rate of homosexuality is also shown among Students studying ancient history but studies have not yet proven whether these are natural tendencies or forced upon by the study of the subject. The Department of Education is lobbying to replace English as the only compulsory subject in Year 12 and make it Modern History as there is the belief that Modern History shaped how we live today, our whole society and cultural beliefs, thus there is nothing more important to study. God himslef once stated in a rare appearance that without modern history the world would be no more as he would cap the worlds ass as there would be nothing left to live for.

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