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1. The condition of a computer as a result of any one of an array of issues surrounding Windows Vista, including: rejections of drivers, flaws in security, drops in performance/frame rates, legitimate media blocked by anti-piracy protection and software compatibility problems. Has evolved to encompass any 'improvement' or overhaul of a piece of software or updated interface that degrades utility and performance. 2. A sexual disorder primarily affecting top Microsoft management as a result of career dysfunction. Fuck me... my fucking laptop has Vistitis. Now I have to install a p1rated version of XP.
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