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When your partner (preferable one who has given you [blueballs]), roommate, or drunken friend is asleep/[passed out], you jizz on their eyes then twist their eye lashes in the hot jizzum and let it dry over night. [Hopefully] when they wake up the next morning, they won't be able to open their eyes and will think they have gone blind while you laugh and laugh. Noun or verb, either's cool
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