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The ultimate cocktease for the unwillingly confused, by our sick [American Society], heterosexual male college aged romantic. That is, a young, bored and flirtatious trophy wife who posts a semi-fake ad to an [internet dating] site and proceeds to act like she's [falling in love] with him so that she can have the most authentically scandalous phone sex behind her husband's back. Also related, a hyper-romantic female who goes beyond all of society's standards to be free, only to get trapped in a stagnant office job where she becomes that slutty professional who is obviously enjoying the insurance broker, hedge fund manager, congressman and county judge in all different holes.
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