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When you want to break up with someone, this after-coitus act will ensure its done: after intercourse, while they are sleeping (keep in mind this is at their place), take a bunch of fecal matter and place it on the fan above this person. It works better if the fecal matter is wet, but if it is dry, simply wet the fanblade. In the final stage, after spreading the feces and moving yourself and your items out of the way, flick the light on and off and turn on the fan. Scream "THUNDERSTORM!" and get the hell out of there. Sprinkles of fecal matter will be ALL over your exes belongings, thus making a clean break.
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