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Scottish Terrier, Small terrier dogs, Also known as Scotties. available in a choice of black and wheaten. Generally have large backsides and big bushy beards. Scotties will not rest. Scotties will follow you at every [opportunity], everywhere. A scottie dog can only attain a restful sleep if [sleeping on] a human, preferable with scottie on his back, paws akimbo. From this position a sleeping scott will not stir, even after the human has lost all feeling in his/her limbs. Scottie dogs are excellent at detecting any alien materials bought into the home, especially food within any given [carrier bag]. Scotties are also masterful at retaining large amounts of water in the beard, then jumping on owners knee to impart a wet, slobbery kiss.
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