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someone who wants fresh coffee at the office, but never wants to make it. they whine about having to clean out the pot or do anything related to maintain the flow. in fact, they usually are the one who consume the most, and leave a mess when "getting it just right". Taken from the martian leader of the Devon Townsend album of the same name who demands earthlings fetch him the ultimate cup of coffee.
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