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(Monkey fucking a coconut) Other wise known as Ceropithecoidea coitus cocos nucifera. This is new progressive creationist theory in which the creation of the universe was due to the explosion of a coconut that the monkey was fucking, together with the genetic material and coconut fragments whole solar systems were created. With this new perspective all questions are answered. Why we are here, who created us and so forth. This religion condones sex, alcohol, and drugs. The day of worship is friday night in which you and your religious sect will meet at a local bar and drink until you can no longer stand. The only time one is expected to pay reverence is when the song Bad Touch is played on the radio, at which point it is expected that all do the monkey humping dance.
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