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A turdpike is a turd stabbing stick or spear. Turdpike is the combination of the words turd and pike. Turdpikes is more than one turdpike as used by groups such as dog-walkers, litter collectors, the police force and groups of muggers. Turdpikes is the plural of turdpike. Turd 1. a piece of excrement. 2. a mean, contemptible person. Pike 1. a sharply pointed projection or spike. 2. the pointed end of anything, as of an arrow or a spear (still used by Beefeaters at the Tower of London)
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