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1. A very pointless, unnecessary, and painful game:  On a table are: a Large Rock (3+ pounds), New Extra-Coarse Sandpaper, and a large pair of Sharp Scissors.  The game:  A Group of males sit around the table and masturbate in unison.  "Rock...Paper...Scissors" is called out loud uniform to three pumps. At the end of the third pump a Rock, paper, or scissors hand gesture is made by each male, they must all be the same gesture in order to what gesture was made last 3 pumps (order rock, paper, scissors).  If at anytime during the game a player uses a wrong hand gesture, that player loses and whatever hand gesture he used, he must use that object to harm his penis.  If you ejaculate at any time during the game, you are disqualified.  The object of the game is to last longer than any other player.  You have to have good memory, or be a very early skeeter to play this game, or else you will leave with either a very deformed penis, or no penis at all.  This game is much more unnecessary than soggy waffle.

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