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1.  Town in Nebraska slightly to the west of Heck but east of Motherfuckingcrapdagger.  2.  A place they send you when you die for posting those adverts for religions or religiously connected material on the right of an Urbandictionary page.  Yes, this includes Scientology.  3.  Accurate description of the surface of the planet Venus, although on Venus there aren't that many guys in kinky suits with pitchforks.  4.  The most terrible place most people can imagine.  Like a boarding school on Sunday, only funnier.  5.  A place you invoke after you discover that the bottle of absinthe that cost you over a hundred Euro shattered in transit.  6.  Rumoured to be the subtitle of the latest version of Microsoft Word.  7.  Place where you go, according to Gary Larson, to play the accordion for eternity.  8.  A place where there are fires everywhere but it's dark.  It's either very very hot or very very cold.  You burn up ... forever.  If there was any possibility of it being real it wouldn't have to be portrayed as anywhere near as nasty.

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