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Cancer of the dick. Development is due to too much masterbation while watching hentai. Involves several pros and cons. Pros: Your dick gets bigger due to uncontrolled growth of the dick cells, (And bitches love big dicks). You don't have to worry about being raped by a fat Maori whore because it's contageous. Cons: Your dick won't look like a dick no more, (although it gets bigger). Your dick will fall off after few years of cancer development, and a dickless man will die.
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