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Someone who is lost, confused, unkempt, wild-eyed, looney, mustachioed, perverted, goofbally, often heckled, and missing teeth and someone who stays a virgin usually until their late 40's because they are shy about their 2'in dick and love to jack off to 2 girls in 1 cup and loves to be other peoples bitches.
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