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The Dirty Hammer is a spin off of the original hammer. It begins when a girl is sucking on your balls and makes her way down to your [chocolate starfish]. Once she is there you proceed to execute the hammer, but you shart performing the awe inspiring Dirty Hammer. If chunks or squirts of feces do not exit your [chocolate starfish], [you suck at life] and should be reading the hammer.
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