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A man who believes that he would be playing in [Major League Baseball], the NFL, the NBA or the NHL if his high school's varsity coach didn't bench him. There are two errors with sports guy's thinking. First, a coach at any level (include the high school varsity team) won't [jeopardize] his team's chances of winning by NOT playing his best players. Second, sports guy was always a mediocre athlete and his skills diminished as he got older. Sports guy's chances of playing [professional] sports is less than my chances of dating Heidi Klum!
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