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The act of going into someones house, apartment, or hotel room while they are not there and performing the following tasks. A. Leaving a massive pile of shit in the toilet and letting its aroma engulf the entire area. B. After task A is complete proceed to wipe your ass and balls(if you have them) on everything you believe the occupant might touch especially the pillows. C. Yanking out some pubes and sprinkling them over the bed; especially the sheets. *Bonus points* If you have crabs and proceed to infest the entire bed and/or toilet. Double your score if it turns out later the person subsequently received crabs from your actions.
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