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Noun Singular bamboozle Plural bamboozles (zoology) A branch of pygmy bonobos that are very tiny and big-eyed. Their fur can either be pink, teal, or black. They do not use limbs for movement. Their one only goal in life is to find and forcibly have sex with human females. When attached to a woman, they cannot be removed by any means. Some report say that bamboozles will even hump dead female corpses if they are desperate. They are immortal and will never satisfied.
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