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(coined by Antenna Wilde) 1) noun. A man who never gets laid because he's on the computer all the time. 2) noun. A software company run by dorks, ie: whale dicks, but soft whale dicks. 3) noun. A man who is a bore, a drag to be around. 4) noun. A soft whale dick. 5) noun. A man who can't get an erection. An impotent man.
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