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When drunk as fuck at a local hotel pool, one is tired of the apple he has halfway eaten. He then decides to toss the half eaten apple in the pool. After tossing the apple, the apple culprit walks through a puddle of piss on his way to the bathroom. The next morning at breakfast, the apple is still floating in the same spot as the night before.
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