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1: The fear that if you dye your hair blonde in any shade, your IQ will automatically drop to that of a boardslut. 2: If you're blonde than your brain cells change to something like marshmellows (which are lighter than air) and float right out of the top of your head-very scary to watch. 3: The way we brunettes act around the skanky blondes we all love and know.
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