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The most hated football team in the world. Their supporters all live in London, and they play their home fixtures in a theme park. They sook because people sing about Munich, but are happy to sing about Arsene Wenger being a paedophile every time he goes there. They fork out outrageous amounts of money for players who turn out not to be that good (Michael Carrick). 95% of their supporters live overseas and know jack shit about them, yet profess to a long-standing love of 'their team' Their manager is the most pig-headed bastard to ever inhabit a technical area, who never sees an incident where a United player dives or does one of their typically scummy tackles, but is always prepared to get stuck right into other teams whenever someone gets tough on one of his players.
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