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*Hummers* A pointless ass machine usually found in pointless ass wars by a dumb ass president who thought that a war in Iraq would be a good ass idea. Often believed to get 4-10 MPG. An Annoying ass machine that takes up half the road, uses way too much oil and spits out more fumes than aunt Helga with a cigar.
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