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First coined by Kizuel, from new (with b as in freebie).] + skates(skâts)) = "noobskates" ~Noun --breaking down the definitions-- NOOB: a newcomer or novice, esp. an inexperienced user of the Internet or of computers in general. SKATES: Shoes or light boots with a metal runner or blade fitted to the sole, used for skating on ice. EXPLANATION: although the definition of a "noob" and a "noobskates" (when referring to a person) are virtually the same, the use of "skates" on the end of "noob" reinforces the absurdity of the individual's "newbieness". It is both singular and plural with the s termination.
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