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A must-do for any well traveled individual who finds himself on a sandy beach while on vacation. The proccess can be explained in five easy steps. Step 1: Find a bitch. No, not a female dog. Step 2: Seduce said bitch. Step 3: Choose your favorite position and proceed to fuck her. Step 4: Do not pull out, blow your load inside of her. Step 5: When she freaks out because she is not on birth control and you didn't wear a condom, throw sand in her face, and run away. There you have it! The Tourist, in all of its glory, has you leaving fun and little illegitimate souvenirs for all to enjoy!
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