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Possibly the coolest name you can have. The first Juan was born in the badlands of Mexico and according to the legend raised by dragons until the tender age of five at which he, single handed defeated a troop of french invaders by giving them wrong directions that took them into a pit of eternal damnation. It is also said that, at 15 years of age, he created the cult to kukulkan the feathered snake by taking a snake, covering it with glue and sticking chicken feathers to the poor animal. Kukulkan is still worship at Yucatan up to the present day. The story goes on to tell incredible feats that would make Hercules himself look like a kid. The funniest part is that he died killed by a coconut while taking a nap under a coconut tree (of course) at the tender age of 78.
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