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Best known for his portray as a pseudo paedophile with a love of comedy midgets aka Oompa Loompas and chocolate. Notable for bad hair under pressure and a tendency to randomly burst into song. Often found masquerading (albeit very poorly) as an Investment Banker with a distinctly 1983 line in drainpipe trousers teamed with excessively pointy loafers. In summary, a complete tool.
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