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An almost foolproof method to calculate the size of someone's penis without actually taking a ruler and measuring it. height in inches (i.e. 70 instead of 5'10") divided by the age you started puberty. blacks and italians can add between 1/2 and 3/4 inch, while asians can subtract between 3/4 and an inch. so far, its been close, if not exactly on par with everyone tested.
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