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Contrary to popular belief, the turkey is neither a country OR a bird eaten on most north american thanksgivings. The turkey is a sexual act performed by men, used to seduce women (followed swiftly by sliding it in) and to gain respect from ones peers. To perform the turkey, one must have exceptionally massive testicles (two nuts are better than one), to begin with, and one exceedingly saggy sack (aka - scrotum). 1. Drop your trousers to the knee area, or remove them entirely. 2. Place your limp biscuit as far behind your sack as is physically possible without pain (pick a side, I prefer the right). 3. Pull that saggy monster and its companions away from your body, all the while maintaining the position of your johnson. 4. The only thing showing should be your package minus your dick, so start GOBBLING LIKE A TURKEY. The only way the true humour and sexuality of the turkey shines through is if you can talentedly gobble away whilst your friends or chubi are laughing or staring, keeping your concentration.
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