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Though commonly associate with a distinct style of porn, the term "gonzo" can also refer to type of penis that looks very similar to Gonzo the Muppet's nose. They can also take the shape of some kitchen faucets. Sources of a gonzo penis can include, breaking your boner, jerking off negligently, or being born unlucky. Males having a gonzo commonly must have sex by closing immitating the mating patterns of a gorilla - known as gorillas style.
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