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also "shooting his/her hostage", (infinitive, to shoot the/his/her hostage, etc.) Applicable to a situation in which one person discovers that another masturbates, by virtue of no one specific means, necessarily (ie, conversationally, by questioning directly, or even witnessing/walking in on the act) and that that person does so while entertaining thoughts of some specific individual, especially a mutual friend or even the questioner him or herself, and, after confronting them, requests that they desist, or think about someone else. This can and, if a continual occurance, or if remonstrations against by any who protest it go unheeded, precipitate incident outbreaks of repudiation and/or histrionics, but is as likely to end in diplomatic negotiations. Also applicable to everyday, non-sexual scenarios in which anyone's untold schemes or strategies cause surprise, alarm, humiliation or other disappointment to their originator due to unforeseen failure or intercession.
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