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1. (noun) The damp-wipe is the only known scientifically researched cure for swamp-ass and the like. 2. (verb) the act of dampening a towel/toilet paper/ any absorbent medium with water and then using it to remedy swamp-ass, crotch-rot, fumunda cheese, etc.
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