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A creamy wake up call is when a male courteously wakes you up [in the morning] hours by abusing themselves aggressively until their urethra expands and drops an ungodly amount of semen [on your face]. The resulting wake up is one of extreme bliss where the load to your face results in your penis rising with the [morning sun].
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