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i'm wiping my credit card on my asshole that way when i go to buy stuff i'll leave my shit stain on the credit card machine after it is swiped.... then when everyone uses the same machine will get my shit on their card... and eventually on their hand... when they start eating food it'll be my shit on their hands... and into their fuckin mouth
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