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1: someone that handles produce in a grocery store. 2: someone that goes around fingering all the veggies at said grocery store 3: someone who gasms at the thought of a fruit being shoved into an orifice of their body. 4: a person that goes around town naked screaming "THE BRITISH ARE COMING!" with a feather up their bunhole && an ugly birthmark of donald trump doing the hula on their right side that sticks potatoes or similar shaped produce up other peoples tushes. then invites them to KFC where they eat it out with a spork.
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