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A dull game in which 2 chaps compete to see how long they can keep a ball in the air. There are 28 other blokes on the pitch at the same time, they roll around on the floor a lot but as the ball seems incidental to them it has never been made clear if they are part of the game or not. One other strange facet of the game is the bloke who keeps up a constant note on his whistle, presumably in an attempt to distract the 2 chaps keeping the ball in the air. In France the game is usually played by wife murderers, in Australia by Quokka chuckers and in England by uncoordinated oafs who appear in court a lot.
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